Pretty Shitty

by The Ditty Committee

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two songs about death and one and a half about sex


released December 7, 2012

all arrangements by the ditty committee

recorded at the kennel studio and mixed at the whelping box by james pertusi

copyright 2012 by the ditty committee

special thanks to kevin lacroix, andrew solin and corey butler!

smitty: vocals, noise
g. gordon liddy: vocals on spoiler alert, bass
buck fitty: drums, vocals
walter midi: keyboards

kevin lacroix: synths and acoustic guitar on landphilharmonic
andrew solin: guitars on spoiler alert
corey butler: guitars on spoiler alert



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The Ditty Committee Brooklyn, New York

The Ditty Committee is a group of hand picked individuals, each with extensive training in areas including (but not limited to):

Saying words in a meaningful or evocative order.
Assembling notes with interesting mathematical relationships.
Hitting things.
Debt collection.
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Track Name: Spoiler Alert
spoiler alert: you die
you get stuck in the dirt and there you lie
forever and ever and ever and a little more
you never ever ever get to even the score
Track Name: Your Drunk Wife
i wanna spend the rest of my life with your drunk wife
she's glowing like a neon liquor sign on a monday night
she looks so beautiful and happy
with all that alcohol inside her body who wouldn't be?
she tied a knot she can't get loose
inebriation makes a good excuse
she looks so beautiful and happy
with all that alcohol inside her body who wouldn't be?
and it will never ever ever end
it will never ever ever be over
and we will never ever ever ever ever ever ever be sober
Track Name: Landphilharmonic
every time you speak you think its something unique but its all been said before
every phrase that you utter only adds to the clutter of wasted words on the floor
and you can bake it fry it or boil it but it all ends up in the toilet
and gets flushed away to die and decay in the landphilharmonic
you're one in a million and that might be true at least in your own mind
but for every billion there's a thousand of you and now you're falling behind
and you think you're accomplishing something but all you're really doing is sucking
and and best you might be conducting the landphilharmonic
its abundantly clear we have no right to be here and we have nothing to say
but we're pretentious and pompous so that won't stop us from saying it anyway
and we think we're accomplishing something but all we're really doing is sucking
ditty committee, first chair in the landphilharmonic
Track Name: Relationships